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Additional Info:

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My first real plot for a movie.

For the Christmas Contest 2006 at Newgrounds.com

 

 

 

Voicetalent:
Little Orphan: Yotam Perel
Santa Goldman: Simon McClure

Santa Goldman's Wife: Yotam Perel
Dr. House/ Negroclause/ Christmas Tree

and additional voices:

Tim Frommeyer

 

Soundtrack:

See Credits

 

 

 

 

 

The Script :

Scene 1:

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Poor Lil Orphan In a WheelChair with Tourette Syndrome

is inside a house, watching the kids play outside.

Everythings so shiney and christmasish outside.The Kid *sighs*

/Tourette Spasm moment

"AIDS! Brrra.. FAGGOT!"\
*Rolls to get some paper to write Santa*

[They see me rollin' moment]
"..Dear Santa..

.. for this Christmas I wish for nothing more than

being able to play with the other kids outside....

I wish for a new pair of legs, Santa..
I wish for this defect

of my wheelchair

that keeps playing this song

as I roll around,

which lowers my selfesteem even more,

to be gone

once and for all..
And this year again.. I've got to wish for and let you know

that It would be awesome too if you could

cure my tourette syndrome..

/Niggerlovingassmotherfucker\

and the Syphillis

my mother has infected me with

before she brutally bled to death

outside in the snow

10 years ago

with me being left in the snow

for several days having nothing

but the still warm womb of my mother

I intuitionally crawled back in

and her

plazenta

to keep myself alive..

/PlazentaMoopMoop GoobaTITFUCK!"
.. I wish for my Psychosis to heal and dissapear..

I want the urge to infect

every being

on this planet

with AIDS to fade..

I want a chemo too, Santa..
I wish for a mother and a daddy Santa.

I wish to be a normal boy.

. I want to start from scratch..

Thank you.. "

*tear*

/JEWWW!!"124gasi80hg\


 

Scene 2:

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Santa throws letter away..
"Those

god damn brats

and their wishes.

This

is

nonsense!"
You see Santa Goldmann on his couch,

drinking punch,

being tipsy.
"Gah..

Christmas..

Where has the spirit of Christmas gone to?..
.. I'm tired of the gifts.. I'm tired of the mails..

I'm tired of the ongoing work..

and in the endI don't even exist anymore..."

 

His wife walks in..

"but honey..

you know.."

BOOMHEADSHOT!
Goldman blows her away.

"DONT YOU PUT ME UNDER ANY QUESTION!

IM SANTA

AND IM BOOTYLICIOUS!"

 


Silence..

different angles of the room.

you see the dead wife..

and santa..

and the wife..

santaface closeup with sweatdrops,

wife,

santa eye.

[Stevie Wonder - Isnt she lovely]

Scene 3:

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LilOrphan is asleep in his "bed".. moving around

"cock.. ..tv..begone..nigra.."

hes got a fucked up dream
DrHouse slowly floats towards him
"I know what you desire...

I can see what you long for..

I smell it.."


"..what..
what do you mean Sir house?"
"..."

" do you mean You can help me
start from scratch?"
"... ... yes..."


House reaches the little boys lips and plants a gentle kiss.

HOLYFUCKINGSHOCKPOOOOOOPWAKEUP!

Orphan finds a letter..


" Thank you little Orphan boy..

You have freed me from

the AIDS.

Your reward will be a new life..


The great wise

ChristmasTree

shall cure you from it all.. ..

 

You will find him

up the pooper...

 

-Dr. House."


:[

Scene 5 Outside:

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Lil Orphan rides through the snow.Camera from far away.

They see me rollin' whistled through the snow.
Bright Light Sign saying

"Up the pooper"

Its a bar.
Lil Orphan gets in.

 

SceneSwitch to Fight:

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Goldmann 3 - Niggeclause 2
Goldmann grabs a Hammer

and plays dem PingPongwith dem Clause

 

Scene 5 Inside:

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LilOrphan enters the bar.

Obscure, vulgue,gruesome Creatures, Bastards,

Captain Falcon and Monsters

are inside. Cheering and drinking.


LilOrphan tries to draw attention on him.. ..

"hehuu heeloo= hellloaoaot ]BROCK

[..Helllllllllooooooooo?"
Everyone looks at him,

its a damn shockmoment

and they fucking randomly dash towards him

with their enourmous mutant fangs and teeth.


Orphan screams

and his faceandhead melt

while he shoots this intense energy out of his nose

and mouth while screaming
"CocklovingBastardBitchCumsoaking

BukakeNecrophileDolphinpenetrating

Maggot HumanityMenstruationbursting

PlazentaNeonateFUCK!"

Everyone fucking blasts into pieces

blood and guts flying on the orphan
and the bar is totally destroyed.

 

he now sees a light at the end of the bar

where now is a hole

and rides towards it.

Before Scene 6 Switch to Fight:

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Nigerclause grabs Goldman.

Punches and kicks him rapidly.

Grab and throws him into the air

where he finished him with a Nigeroll.
G 2 - N 1

 

Scene 6:

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Orphan is blinded by the Light.

It is the

great

wise

ChristmasTree:
"I am aware

of why

you are here

little Orphan

and you've proven that you do

deserve existing.

I am indeed

proud to call you one

of my creatures and I am

sorry for

the failed drop of sperm

your birth giver

shot down

your mothers

cunt

that made you

into

such a

poor

little

existence.
Therefor,

I am willing to help you.

For

I

am

god!

 

Sceneswitch to Heaven:
Jesus is sitting on the table..

alone.. with his Birthday cake..

[Japanese Flute music]
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Final Scene:

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Goldman grabs

Ngerclause in the air

and spins him around hardcore.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH
gNierclause flys

gains speed

and

fucking

dashes

down

to the

ground

 

He fucking

hits the Orphan,

which forces both of them

to be

dead.
The Christmas Tree

screams a loud

NOOOOOOO

And uses his allmighty powers on

Goldman

which makes his spine implode

and bursts him

into

pieces.
Immediantly after that

the tree gets hit

by a thunder and theres

a big explosion.


The world gets shot

out of orbid

and then freezes.

Its all quiet on earth,

everyone is frozen

and its all snowing.

 

 

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

 

 


 

Scene 4:

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Goldmann pours gasolina over his wife and the house. and puts it on fire.
Hes outside now..

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

[Maynard Ferguson - birdland]
IT IS

NIGERCLAUSE!


.."You..."


"Yes.. it is I..

Niggrclause..

and I've come

to destroy

every childrens dream..

set your factory on fire

and

rape your beloved wife..


...[lol]

Well.. I see what you did there..

Good job then..

Well then..

It is now time for

the random dying

of yours"


SuperSmashBrother:Melee Battle Music.
3 Lifes for each


Goldman grabs

a pokeball,

throws it at

Ngrclause.

 

Black Orbit.

TIME PARADOX!

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Goldman grabs a

pokeball,

throws it

at Nigclause.

 

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